Let HexenMeister Clemens perform magic on your music
David Bowie's 1972 vintage Helios mixing console, analog tape and Music HexenMeister Clemens Schleiwies can now magically fatten up your music and give it that fat, sumptuous, warm major label sound that you've been missing. And do it for peanuts. (Well, OK, walnuts).
No more having to defend your thin, flat ordinary sound with lame "..it´s not mastered yet"-excuses. Now, as everyone begs you to tell them how on earth you got your unique voluptuous vibes, you'll be shrugging and waving them off, trying to keep the secret for yourself.
ANALOG ONLINE MIXING SERVICE
to make your music spellbinding
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The Secret behind the magic
The rare, vintage Helios Console
In the 60's and the 70's, the sound produced by Helios Mixing Consoles revolutionized music. No one had ever heard a rich, warm, fat sound like it before. And no one has been able to reproduce it since. All the legendary artists in those days in Europe, and in America used a Helios console.
That's one of the reasons their music has become immortal.
Only a handful Helios consoles were ever made, and many of them have since been stripped down and lost. But the rarity, even in their heyday is why only the top artists got to use them. For example, The Beatles used a Helios console. So did The Stones. Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton and David Bowie. And I've got the very one David Bowie used to record "Low" and "Heroes". He loved the sound so much that he signed it. And now you can fall in love with that sound too.
While we're sharing secrets - Focusrite sent their engineer down to my mixing studio to get in on the magic and emulate the rich sound of the legendary Helios console for their digital "Liquid Channel" range products (SHHHH - DON'T TELL ANYBODY!)
Clemens Schleiwies - Producer, Mixing Engineer, Wizard.
I love music so much that it brought out the magic in me. So I can now
take nearly any kind of music and mix it into something truly spellbinding.
Because I just love big, plump, voluptuous, curvy, warm ... uh - - SOUNDS.
OH. That's right, we're talking about sound, here, aren't we?
Well I love that too.
Spells successfully cast for:
Big Boy, Red Friday, Violetta Parisini, Tuner, Markus Reuter, Isham, Ian Boddy,
Aloha From Hell, Amos, One Fine Day, Betty Blitzkrieg, All Is Dual, Natural,
Revolverheld, My Flea Circus, Leo Aberer, Anna David, Marc Sway,
Columbus, Redundant Rocker, Karen David, Mila Misu, Weather Girls
and many more...
The ingredients to create magic
Vintage HELIOS discrete mixing console with 40 Olympic style EQs from 1972
32 channels with Mic Pre, 24 Monitor Inputs, 16 Output Busses,
8 Aux Busses,Total of 64 Inputs in Mixdown
rebuild and modified by Charly Bohaimid
Studer A800 MKIII 2" 24 Track Tape Machine
Studer A 820 1/2" Stereo Master Machine
Apple Mac Pro 8 Core
Apple MacBook Pro
Lynx AES16e (2)
Mytek 8x192 AD/DA (3)
Burl B2 Bomber ADC
Lavry Blue LE4496 AD/DA
Antelope Isochrone OCX
Avid Protools 9
Apple Logic Pro
Presonus Studio One Professional
Adam Smith Zeta Three Synchronizer
Lexicon PCM 42
Lexicon Reflex (2)
Lexicon 1300s (3)
Yamaha SPX 990
API 312 MicPre (5)
API 2500 Legacy Bus Compressor
API 525 Compressor
Aphex 612 Dual Gate (2)
Audio Design F760 Compressor (8)
Ashly SC-50 Compressor (blue face)
Creation Audio Labs MW1 Studio Tool
Dangerous Music Bax EQ
Digital Domain DD-2
EMT DX 277 Analog Mastering Limiter (2)
Foote Control System P3S Compressor (Mastering Edition)
Little Labs VOG (2)
Orban Optimod FM222A
Pendulum Audio PL-2
Roland Dimension D
Standard Audio Level-Or (2)
TC Electronic DBMAX
Tech 21 SansAmp PSA 1 (2)
ASR Emitter 1 Clear Blue
Music Fidelity X-Can V3
Sennheiser HD 600
INSTRUMENTSSteinway Grand Piano Model O
Wurlitzer 200A Electric Piano
Vintage Toy Piano
DW Collector`s Series Drumset 10", 12", 14", 16", 22"
13" DW Craviotto Snare
Vicente Tatay Tomas Classical Guitar
ESP Viper Guitar
Marshall JCM 800 (2203) Red Edition from 1986
Bogner 2x12″ Oversized Cabinet
Lastgasp Art Laboratories Yongo Superfuzz
Diaz Texas Tremodillo (blue)
Maxon OD808 Overdrive
MICROPHONESAKG C451 EB
Audio Technica AT4033
Beyerdynamic M160 (2)
Coles 4038 matched pair Millenium Edition
DPA 4080 Lavalier
Electro Voice RE20
Sennheiser MD421 (3)
Sennheiser MKH 415 T
Shure SM 57 (3)
Shure Beta 91
STUDIO CABLINGSommer cables oxygen free
Monster cables Pro 100
Let the magic begin!
1Click "Book Now" and you'll be redirected to my shopping cart to schedule your magic mixing session. You now have the HexenMeister's attention.
2After payment is received - (Thank you) - hey, wizards can't cast spells for free - otherwise the magic won't work. After that's out of the way, you'll be given a private Dropbox folder where you can upload your audio files.
3I'll take your files from the secure Dropbox and transfer them to 2" analog tape and then work my magic on them with enchanted ingredients like the Helios console and outboard gear like Neve and API. Whoa! Abra Cadabra!
4I'll send you your magic back to you on an MP3 via Dropbox. When you play it, be sitting down. Magic has a powerful effect on people.
5Listen very intently. And more than once. You have the whole day to tell me if there's anything you'd like to change. And I'll revise and tweak the mix to satisfy your request.
6But remember I can only do this once or twice. More than that and the magic begins working against itself and my studio will blow up. It's happened before. I don't know why. Magic just works that way.
7I'll send back your re-magicked MP3. The magic is all yours. You'll give your enthusiastic final OK.
8I`ll send you the unmastered high resolution 24Bit/96Khz files (main-version / instrumental / half-playback) for mastering - plus a mastered listening copy. And remember, there is no limit on magic. Come back anytime.
A couple of examples of
Marvelous to Magical
Mastering the Magic?
As a bonus you`ll magically receive a analog mastered version free of charge which fully complies with the latest "Mastered for iTunes" (24Bit / 96KHz) standard as well as the CD mastering standard (16 Bit / 44,1KHz)!
The files you receive are ready for digital release or CD manufacture. You will receive a high resolution "Mastered for iTunes" version (24Bit / 96KHz) and a standard Master for digital Release or CD (16Bit / 44,1 KHz).
Of course, you will also receive the unmastered version of the final mixes in case you wanna use an external mastering engineer.
what's the dark side of all this magic?"
costs: 527 € per song
"I need the magic, but there's a dark spell on my finances!"
Abra Cadabra my friend. Suddenly you can pay in three easy installments. Just select my "Enchanted flexible online mixing payment plan' when you check out. It's well, magic.
It's Practical Magic, painless and simple.
1. Bookings can be canceled for a full refund until the evening before the scheduled online mixing session.
If you do not absolutely love my magic and if you're not completely satisfied with how big, warm and punchy your new mix sounds, then I don't deserve your money.
So, listen to this refund offer.
Within 60 days, have the track mixed again by one of the following mixing engineers:
Andy Wallace, Bob Horn, Bruce Swedien, Butch Vig, Charles Dye, Chris Lord Alge, Chuck Ainlay, Dave Pensado, Dave Way, Ed Cherney, Elliot Scheiner, Frank Filipetti, Jack Joseph Puig, Jay Baumgardner, Jimmy Douglass, Joe Barresi, Joe Ciccarelli, Kevin Killen, Mark Shipley, Andrew Scheps, Michael Brauer, Russel Elevado, Ryan Hewitt, Steve Albini, Tony Maserati,
...and if you like their mixing better than mine, send me a copy of their mix and I will cheerfully give you a 100% full refund of my online mixing fee!
It's so fair and down to earth, you'd hardly believe any magic was involved at all.